Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's have a look at the evidence:

- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower

- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkey
- You cook over burning camel shit

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you and she smells worse than your donkey. Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better" ?

Well no Sh*t Sherlock !... It's not like it could get much worse !!!

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY !

They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY ?

They're happy in Australia
They're happy in Canada
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA
They're happy in Norway
They're happy in Holland
They're happy in Denmark

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim, And unhappy in every country that is !

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME ?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

AND THEN; they want to change those countries to be like... THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY !

Excuse me, but I can't help wondering... How damn dumb can you get ?