Elect me because there is a Mulsim Hiding Under Your Bed!!!
Don't forget to throw in a couple of 9-11's and God Bless America's ... you're gold. Do what you want, sell us out.
They have to be burying bombs in your roadsides too I would assume. That will make your morning commute that much more lively if you make it passed the Muslim under the bed and the bomber baby in the closet.
Ah man, I wanted PR & marketing :) Oh well, we all have plenty of experience in what appeals to the masses :/
Lip service to the Constitution, must throw that in for the fake patriots.
No problem R G. The Roadside Bomb is such an essential element that it could not go without mention. It has more priority than the Muslim Women they send up the Cell Phone Towers to shoot down aircraft with rocket launchers. That immediately fall to their death after firing it off too by the way. Which might make for an interesting Youtube Video.
There is a Muslim hiding under your bed and there are Muslim babies with bombs on them in your closet!!! If you do not elect me, you will get blown up into little pieces and your pieces will be then tried under sharia law.
I am thinking of running for Nomination in 2016 and working on my rhetoric, what do you guys think? How much money do you think I will raise?
I am calling my PAC, MIC PAC